A Fairly Standard Evening Conversation

"Ow! You poked my boob!"
"You don't have boobs."
"Well, you poked my nipple....and besides...men can lactate."
"What!?!"
"They can!--Google it!"
"Um, I'm totally blogging this, like, right now."

How we go from a friendly evening tickling match to male mammary glands is beyond me.