America the Beautiful

So, the news of the week is that a "Hispanic" family has moved onto my mother-in-law's block and this is, apparently, some of the worst possible news a middle-class, uber-white neighborhood can receive. Her neighbor actually called her to have a pity party and discuss WHAT COULD BE DONE about this evil of all evils. It's like everyone's whiteness is collective and one non-white family waters down the whole block's whitey-whiteness. And do you know what that means? Besides the fact that they will NOT be invited to weekly KKK meetings, they will also be excluded from Parcheezi Thursdays and Brady Bunch Marathon Tuesdays.

"they hang colorful banners off all the street lamps just to prove they got no manners, no mercy, and no sense." a.d.